Total Recollection – Meeting Arnold Schwarzenegger
OK it’s 2025 – this was 1972 – 53 years ago. I wish he would forget me. I wish he’d never thought about me after that fateful day but the wishes went on deaf ears…..
I’m so excited! It’s my first fitness/beauty type contest. The Brooklyn Academy of Music and it was a big deal as not only did we have our contest but a men’s deal also with Franco Columbu & Arnold Schwarzenegger guest posers.
I had a magazine with Franco on the cover – I would show it to him & ask for an autograph. Here I go. He’s sitting on a bench I walk behind him & present the tome. Did not even notice the guy to his left. The image someone snapped shows it to be Arnold looking at my cleavage in the beautiful one-piece bathing suit.
Franco & I, not sure what we said. It seemed we were friendly.
Next thing I know I’m standing somewhere around there & Arnold’s to my right. A photographer in front of us wants to snap a photo but Arnold makes a gesture not to.
Then he says to me,
“I vant to suck your nipples.”
I sounded so funny, I felt like laughing. Of all the pick up lines I ever heard, this was a first. So I go along with the humor & say something like,
“If you also suck my downstairs part.”
Next thing I know he gestures me to follow him. I am curious. Why do I do it? Wanting to find out if he’s serious or is it some kind of gag?
Well, he was serious. We walk past what seems like a couple football fields covered by dusty curtains here & there, dim lights. Now a wall greets me, I have my back to it & the Oak is in front of me dealing with one breast.
Now he parks on his knees, pulls aside my crotch & sticks his tongue into my twat. Yes, he’s serious.
The next thing is a huge black bodybuilder has discovered us – Arnold doesn’t see him as he has his back to the path. He goes away & within a minute or two he’s back but with Franco!
Talk about embarrassing! Arnold caught by the two men on his knees, his tongue up my yoni & Franco says,
“Kellie, I thought you were my girl?”
I stumble aside, now Arnold is getting up, & I quip – not knowing what else to say –
“I can be both your girl.”
Arnold bellows,
“No!”
And that’s it. We all go our merry way – Arnold & Franco do their guest posing – impressive, & they look exactly alike except Arnold is tall & Franco is short.
And I do my posing, receiving 2nd place Miss Americana & Best Body – Arnold was a judge.
That’s about it. Then for the rest of our body building careers, I have had to pay for that sin – rejecting Arnold. I know things he did & suspect others, but to list all that am not eager to do right now – will be the next article. {End}
